Alcohol= Fuck, a lot of it was misspelled. I can't even really read it. I don't really approve of alcohol much anyway. I don't like drinking around certain folks anyway... so it all works out. But alcohol basically prevents ANYTHING from getting done. You become to dizzy you just kinda slump over in a chair somewhere. If you do manage to sit in front of a computer, you won't be able to read shit in the morning. So yeah, if you wanna write... stay away from it.

Yes-I-Cannibus= This I can actually approve of. If used responsibly of course, can be a great aide yo many of your creative activities. It's makes you focused like no other. Everything is sharper outside, the trees, the grass, the sun. It's like looking at the world in fucking HD. You can see the music in the right light. Kors K is quite a trip. Just write down your observations alone and you got gold. I know I did... train ride FTW. But I know there are player haters out there who think it's just for stoners and it kills brain cells and blah blah blah. They really need it the most I think. Being sober is great and all. But the moment you're not you realize how fucking kickass it is to have a heightened state of consciousness. You can get through time better with weed and no money than you can with money and no weed

Cocaine= This was from some of my old writings back when I was in San Antonio. Apparently I wrote it all in Portuguese ( I don't know Portuguese)... and I wanted everyone to call me Fred... Yeah, that shit's really not for me.

Enquanto eu funcionei entre as flores, eu vi um arco-íris grande. Eu olhei minhas mãos. Disseram-me para montar o arco-íris. Eu saltei no ar… Eu comecei voar. Eu estava a uma elevação consideravelmente do caralho acima. Eu vi Mike, ele pilotava um navio de Ikaruga. Acenou-me e perguntou-o se eu quis começ algum Castelo Branco.

As I ran among the flowers, I saw a big rainbow. I looked at my hands. They told me to ride the rainbow. I jumped in the air... I started to fly. I was pretty fucking high up. I saw Mike, he was piloting a ship from Ikaruga. He waved to me and asked if I wanted to get some white castle.

Yeah, that shit's fucked up. Don't do it. But I won't lie, it the time it felt good.

About to cause a rift. Brace yourselves.

Alright, if I haven't told you all this shit already. But me and Alex aren't getting along. He just stopped talking to me on Saturday and won't fucking tell me what I did if anything. This shit happens far to often and he was extremely rude to Kevin the other day. It's just not cool. He needs to grow up seriously and learn to treat everyone like a human being.

With this, I decided that when February rolls around, I'm not heading with him. There's a veteran's homeless shelter that's open to me if worse comes to worse. But Kevin says he can get me a job at Purdue Calumet. But I'd have to live in Indiana. Not a problem for me at all. Once I have a job, everything else should fall into place as it should. And no longer will I be sleeping on the floor with bedbugs, roaches, and mice... strangely large mice.

I've already had this talk with his mom. She's happy with it, because it eliminates me as the buffer (He and his mother don't get along very well and I'm usually the neutral 3rd party). So he's gonna have to learn to be nicer to people very quickly. What he doesn't understand is that "his friends" are just my friends. Friends I've spent a long time earning their trust and love. And I just don't tolerate anyone treating them like shit.

So at this point, I need ya'll to be fucking real with me. Am I really that much of a jerk all the time and have I ever done any of you any sort of wrong? I just don't wanna feel bad.
Yeah, just keep me in your thoughts. I'd say prayers if I believed in God... sooooo make a good human sacrifice for me.

That all said, don't be surprised to see me going to extreme measures to see some of ya'll on the weekends.

I have a question: has there ever been an exorcism gone right? Like the priests finish exorcising the demon, the little girl smiles, the priests high-five, and then everyone goes out for ice cream? Wouldn’t the Catholic Church film a successful exorcism, post it on YouTube, and then say, “Let’s see your Protestantism do that, fuckers!” (Of course, they wouldn’t write it out like that; it would be in Latin).

Well, finally it's over.

I'm usually a big fan of the weekends. I get to go see people I love. Play arrows. All that good stuff I never do so often anymore.

I had plans to go to Indy for weeks... but of course those didn't go as planned. No big deal, I intend to hang with Grant when he's in Chicago next month anyhow.

But then it gets fun.
Seems everyone is getting sick. That's not cool. Amanda and Mouse both got the flu. As does Jeremy. Sickness isn't cool.

And I'm sick of being the responsible adult. I'm 22, how come I'm the only level headed, responsible person when I'm living with a 23 and a 50 year old. It's so stupid. I have a hard enough time sleeping on the mouse/roach/bedbug ridden floor without it. Those two behave like children... all the time. And it's very irritating.

Got a letter from Government aid. They won't give me a cent for college because of my discharge status.

Got a pretty nasty letter from my editor over at cinemablend asking if I know how to proofread (sarcastic and snarky of course). And I proceeded to call him some not very nice things. Don't know if I'll be able to log into the admin console tomorrow.

I can't get any peace and quiet at all, so I can't get any writing done. I don't think anyone really takes it or my writing seriously. And I think everyone should just die.

Charles: alright wolfen...why did your twitter account get suspended?
Wolfen: Because I was posting pictures of my dick
Charles: ewww!
Wolfen: Hey, I got a good dick. The world should know
Wolfen: THE WORLD
Charles: i don't want to know that...but that was a big mistake...
Wolfen: Pffffft
Wolfen: The world just can't handle ma dick
Wolfen: Tis TRUE sir
Wolfen: We know you like teh cock
Charles: that's disgusting!
Wolfen: It's natural
Wolfen: We all have cocks don't we
Wolfen: Even women
Wolfen: The inward facing cock known as a vagina
Charles: enough with the cock talking...capisce?!
Wolfen: Come on.... we're both guys, we can took about our cocks
Wolfen: http://gamesmuseum.uwaterloo.ca/Archives/Culin/Hawaii1899/graphics/cock3.jpg
Wolfen: There's a picture of a cock
Wolfen: Beautiful thing
Charles: i'm not looking at it...
Wolfen: Come onnnnnnnnnnnnn
Charles: NO
Wolfen: You'll like what you see
Wolfen: It's a wonderfull cock
Charles: i'
Charles: i'll pass...
Wolfen: Nothing wrong or gay about marveling at a cock
Charles: i said i'm not looking at it...capisce?!
Wolfen: :(
Wolfen: You're missin out
Wolfen: I just wanna fry that cock up and put it in my mouth

Looks like me and Brandon won't be talking for a while.

AIGHT!!!

I went over to Orland Park's VA office today to see what shit I qualify for.

Nice lady that works there. She actually seemed concerned (well, it IS her job after all). We talked about everything that happened leading up.

Interesting thing we found on my discharge papers was that my signature wasn't on them. It says I was "Not Available to sign", which means they made a decision on my sanity back then without even giving me a chance to defend myself. That's what's be fucking with me for a year and a half and preventing me from getting a job. So yeah, Air Force fucked me up. Thanks Air Force.

I DID find out I can qualify for.
Guaranteed Home Loan
Free College
Free Insurance for life
Among other things.

But there's a catch. I gotta bump my discharge up to honorable. The discharge code says it's honorable. But the form says the opposite.

This can be changed with a nice letter from me on why it should be changed.
She also told me it would help my cause if I had friends write letters as well, saying how awesome I am.
If any of ya'll could do that. I'd be forever in your debt.

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Rio-Wants-To-Lay-On-Some-Woody-Allen-Polish-15180.html


Accomplishment get.

God save the queen.

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[00:39] Dreem Factory: oh cool
[00:39] Dreem Factory: this script dont make no sense tho
[00:39] Wolfen: How didn't it?
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Buddha: lol no wolfen this is real life not one of your cartoons you jag off too.

dont worry wolfen next meet im going to break that jaw, ive been meaning to set you in your place

god wolfen grow up and get laid instead of masturbating to Pokemon

Neil i fucking with you, but wolfen has it coming from of few of us, next meet he will see.
we dont just say it online we hit him in person.



Check the JDM Chicago chatbox archive if you don't believe me.

Joseph: People like you shouldn't be having sex. Bad for the Gene pool. That's real talk

Charles: what do u mean by that?

Joseph: You familiar with Darwin's theories?

Charles: vaguely

Charles: but more than likely, i don't really care much for it, because i'm a STRAIGHT person...i like women

Well, the first episode is done. Read it and tell me what you think.
http://www.box.net/shared/kfyuvb8gj2

I also laid out the other 12 episodes.
http://www.box.net/shared/tm6sbl292a

BIRFDAY!!!

Have some cake for me! Chef and Amanda!

You just lost.